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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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[POISON IVY WHISTLES]

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[VACUUM CLEANING HUMMING]

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- [DR. PSYCHO] Damn, that was good!
- [CLAYFACE LAUGHING]

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Who has two hands
covered in unwashable ink?

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Uh, this girl!

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We just made that bank our bitch!

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Dude! That was a Noguchi coffee table.

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Uh, sorry. But hey!

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Now you can buy a bunch of 'em!

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- Guch! Guch! Guch!
- You know you can just hand me some money.

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You don't have to make it rain.

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[SQUEALS] It's Noguchi!

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[ANNOYED SIGH] I'm gonna
go make some nettles tea.

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Oh, man. This was our best heist yet.

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And we hit the perfect tone!

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Like, okay, everyone in the
bank was super scared of us,

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but like not so much that
they weren't also delighted

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when I just cartwheeled out.

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I'm sure everybody on the
news is talkin' about it.

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I hope we didn't miss
too much of the coverage.

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<i>Batman stops Joker from
robbing the credit union.</i>

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Credit union? That's
just a poor person bank.

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We robbed a real one

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with a vault, and money, and
predatory lending practices!

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No, the news probably did us first.

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Here, try Channel 7.

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- [REPORTER] <i>And Batman foils...</i>
- [ANNOYED GRUNT] Just let me look.

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We're the most compelling story,

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so they're probably saving us for last.

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<i>And now our last and
most compelling story.</i>

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Enter, us!

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- Turn up the volume!
- It's about damn time.

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[REPORTER] <i>A cardboard
box of baby ferrets</i>

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<i>has finally been returned
to their rightful owners.</i>

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- [POISON IVY SIGHS] Oh, boy.
- [HARLEY SHRIEKS]

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You have been here two weeks

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and you have destroyed nine TVs.

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Sorry. [SIGH]

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I'm just pissed.

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Why aren't they talkin' about us?

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It should be <i>our</i> faces on that screen!

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<i>We</i> should be those ferrets!

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You guys, like, realize you're
committing serious felonies, right?

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Like, you actually don't want
people to know who you are.

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- Or...
- [POISON IVY] No.

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No "or". I just gave you great advice.

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But, there's only one thing stopping
us from being front page news.

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No one's <i>trying</i> to stop us.

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Of course!

51
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Joker has Batman

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and suddenly a simple crime

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becomes a thrilling
narrative between two titans.

54
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Exactly. We need a nemesis!

55
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Lex Luthor has Superman.

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Sinestro has Green Lantern.

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Psycho has his own inability to
refrain from using the c-word.

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My nemesis is Wonder Woman, that cu...

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- Okay, I see what you're saying.
- That's it then! I need a nemesis.

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- Great advice, Ive.
- No.

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That's 100% not...

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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[HARLEY] Alrighty.

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So our profile page on
Find-a-Nemesis dot com

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- has been up for a day and we have...
- [BEEPS]

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Zero messages? [SIGHS]

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Clayface, did you use my hairbrush?

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- No.
- [ANGRILY] What the hell?

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You're messing up my apartment!

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Your apartment? It's my apartment!

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And if your dirty circus freak
friends keep messin' it up,

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I'm kickin' ya out.

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You know the rules:

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no pets, no noise, no
commies, no d... [SHOUTS]

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I don't know if he was
gonna get racist there,

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but it felt like that's
where it was headed.

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I thought robots were
supposed to be helpful.

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- Right?
- [SIGHS]

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He's not a robot,
he's a disabled person.

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Anyway. You stained all my carpeting.

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And you came home drunk and tried
to mind-control the microwave,

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and burnt a hole through the countertop.

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That microwave knows what it said.

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[KNOCK AT DOOR]

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Dammit, Sy! I will
move the trash bins...

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- Oh my God!
- [DR. PSYCHO AND HARLEY SCREAM]

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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

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- [GRUNTS]
- Ow?

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Harley! Oh, oh, oh.

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This is a classic misunderstanding.

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Bat down. Bat down. [CHUCKLES]

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- This is King Shark.
- Howdy.

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Hacker extraordinaire and,
perhaps more pertinent,

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social media maven.

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Uh, this giant, terrifying, half man,
half-shark is a computer whiz?

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I don't like to brag,

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but he took me from eight
social media followers

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to eight... teen. Bravo!

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I called him to solve
our nemesis problem.

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Mmm... I'm guessing you're the one
having trouble finding a nemesis.

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Well, we put the profile up
and we're not gettin' any bites.

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- [SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]
- Is that a shark joke?

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If so, it's very funny. [LAUGH]

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Now scooch. Let me take
a look at that profile.

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Hmm. Okay, now here's
your first problem.

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You're not using any
of the right keywords.

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I'll hack into the mainframe
and get you featured.

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How long's this going to take?

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- [COMPUTER DINGS]
- There you go. Got your first match.

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[DR. PSYCHO] Who the
hell is Tommy Tomorrow?

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He's got a personalized ray gun.

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He says he's looking
for something casual.

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Someone to fight on the weekends.

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I am not settling for Tommy Tomorrow.

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[SHOUTING] I wanna nemesis-up!

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You're not gonna find
any A-listers on here.

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There's no Batmen.

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Or... we get Batman!

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Batman? You have fought
him countless times

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and every time ya end up at Arkham.

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I know another way and by the end of it,

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Bats will be our nemesis.

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- I don't know.
- Unlikely.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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[TIRES SCREECH]

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[LAUGHING MANICALLY]

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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

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[HARLEY SQUEALS] Woo-hoo!

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[SIREN WAILING]

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[METAL JINGLING]

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[TIRES BURSTING]

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Ha!

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[GLASS SHATTERING]

134
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You've crossed the line, Quinn.

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<i>- You're going to Arkham for goo...</i>
- Buh-bye!

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[SIREN WAILING]

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[LAUGHING MANICALLY]

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Yeah!

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[BOTH SCREAM]

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[TIRES SCREECH]

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Ta-da!

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How the hell did you pull this off?

143
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The car's voice activated,

144
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so I took some recordings of Bats' voice

145
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and spliced 'em together.

146
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[BATMAN ON RECORDING] <i>Open
Batmobile allow Harley to drive.</i>

147
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He also said...

148
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[BATMAN ON RECORDING] I
definitely make love to bats.

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- Ha!
- Heavens to Murgatroyd. He admits it!

150
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[LAUGHS] The signature grappler!

151
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The bat-eth hath arrived-eth.

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[CLAYFACE] Success! [LAUGHS]

153
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Stop talking, I gotta make
an evil first impression.

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Shit, I shoulda thought
of an opening line.

155
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Uh. Good after-doom?

156
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Pleasure to beat ya?

157
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- What the...
- Not so fast, losers!

158
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- Oh, come on.
- Robin? What are ya doing here?

159
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Where's Batman?

160
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You think Batman has time to
deal with <i>you</i> guttersnipes?

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You're lucky I even showed up.

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Oh, was Batman too busy doin' this?

163
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[BATMAN ON RECORDING] I
definitely make love to bats.

164
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Shut up and battle me, nards.

165
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Oh god, last week I was in
the fucking Legion of Doom

166
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and now this is my life.

167
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We're not battlin' a 12 year-old
from the fuckin' Ren Faire.

168
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I was raised by an elite
group of assassins from birth.

169
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You're a clown.

170
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And an old one at that.

171
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What are you, 30?

172
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[SCREAMS] Ow! You little shit!

173
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[SCREAMS]

174
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Hey! What are you doing? Put me down!

175
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Tell Batman we're coming for him.

176
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[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

177
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... well, Tawny, then Harley said,

178
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[IMITATING HARLEY] "I'm coming for you".

179
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'Course then we had a huge battle.

180
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- Mm-hmm!
- Tons of punching.

181
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- Mmm!
- Some lasers. Lotta lasers.

182
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Boy, stop it!

183
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When I beat her butt,

184
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that's when she asked
me to be her nemesis.

185
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- [AUDIENCE CHEERING]
- Your first nemesis at just 12-years old.

186
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Now, are you a little sweet potato pie?

187
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'Cause I could just eat you up!

188
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Yeah. I'm a little sweet potato pie.

189
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- [SQUEALS] Oh!
- [AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING]

190
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[ON TV] <i>He's just so cute!</i>

191
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Ah, I gotta tell ya.
I think he's adorable.

192
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- [SHRIEKS]
- You know what, this one's on me.

193
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I shoulda known that this was
gonna put you in a smashy mood.

194
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Robin's lying. Why would I fight a kid?

195
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[SHOUTS] I want a nemesis
with some hair on their chest!

196
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[CLEARS THROAT] Well,
that rules out Batman.

197
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[CHUCKLES] Catwoman
says he waxes everything.

198
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You know what? It's gonna be fine.

199
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Maybe this story will run
one news cycle and be gone.

200
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I don't think so.

201
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You just got a Google
alert for an article

202
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from <i>the</i> Lois Lane.

203
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And the headline is... Never mind.

204
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[HARLEY] Let me see that!
<i>"Harley Quinn Fights Child,</i>

205
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<i>Sets Evil Women's Movement
Back Decades".</i> [GASPS]

206
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Well, the headline is clickbait,

207
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but I bet the article
itself is more positive.

208
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[SARCASTICALLY] Really? You think that?

209
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No, shit! It's behind a paywall.

210
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Does anyone have a login
for the <i>Daily Planet?</i>

211
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Nope. I already burned
through my five free articles.

212
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I can't subscribe to another thing.

213
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My inbox is already swollen with...

214
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Well, I'm not payin' 7.99 a month

215
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to see shit like this!

216
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Let's just kill her.

217
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- Or...
- No. No more "or".

218
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Or we kidnap her and make
her retract the article.

219
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You can't fuck with Lois Lane, people.

220
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What if Superman comes?

221
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Great. Then I'll have the most
powerful nemesis in the world.

222
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[SIGHS] Oh, brother.

223
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[LOIS] I don't retract articles,

224
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and I'm definitely not
writing a puff piece about...

225
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What was your headline?

226
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It's <i>Harley Quinn, number one
supervillain in the many multiverses,</i>

227
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<i>still hasn't committed to a nemesis,</i>

228
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<i>much less Robin the Boy Wonder,</i>

229
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<i>or any nemesis that's boy or bird based.</i>

230
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Ya can punch it up if ya
want. You're the writer.

231
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[LAUGH] Thanks. No.

232
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Okay, then I'm gonna have to kill ya.

233
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Okay, go ahead.

234
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[SPITS AND COUGHS]

235
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I need to remember to keep my mouth
closed when I bust through walls.

236
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- I've been tellin' ya that.
- Holy shit! It's Supes!

237
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King Shark, get the camera.

238
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Livestream me fightin' Superman.

239
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My new nemesis.

240
00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:17,409
Okay, you're live.

241
00:09:17,410 --> 00:09:18,593
[HARLEY] Hey, Superman!

242
00:09:18,594 --> 00:09:21,939
Come get Lois Lame before I
make <i>her</i> a deadline!

243
00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:23,479
[STAMMERS] That made sense, right?

244
00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,249
Is she mad about the paywall too?

245
00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:27,819
Seven nintey-nine <i>is</i>
an ambitious price point.

246
00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:30,789
And it doesn't include the
crossword, which is ridic.

247
00:09:30,790 --> 00:09:32,089
Ya gonna fight me or what?

248
00:09:32,090 --> 00:09:35,189
[CHUCKLES] Everybody duck.

249
00:09:35,190 --> 00:09:37,053
You were ill-advised to think

250
00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:39,129
you could get away from
me, Harley Quinn.

251
00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:41,229
- [LOIS] Aww!
- [GROANS] Oh god!

252
00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:42,369
Again?

253
00:09:42,370 --> 00:09:43,799
[CHUCKLES] Hey, sport.

254
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,929
I fail to find the humor in this.

255
00:09:45,930 --> 00:09:47,399
No need to be nervous, kiddo.

256
00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,339
Just step into the box. You got this!

257
00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:52,109
You're embarrassing me
in front of my nemesis.

258
00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:54,139
Actually I'm not currently
committed to anyone,

259
00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:55,879
but y'know, Supes, if
you're avail, I'm...

260
00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:57,949
Flattered, but I have a
pretty full dance card.

261
00:09:57,950 --> 00:09:59,379
Leave us be, boy scout.

262
00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:01,989
I'm sure there's a cat
up a tree somewhere.

263
00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:03,319
A cat up a tree.

264
00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,289
Isn't this just the cutest thing ever?

265
00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:07,219
Lois, you okay if the little
guy takes it from here?

266
00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:08,959
Yeah, whatever. We still
doing sushi tonight?

267
00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,229
You know how I... roll.

268
00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:12,959
[BOTH GROAN]

269
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,929
Do me a favor. Can you untag
me from this whole thing?

270
00:10:15,930 --> 00:10:17,669
You ready to do battle, Quinn?

271
00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:19,139
[SIGH] Let's go.

272
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,169
[ROBIN] That's right.

273
00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:22,969
Run away! Fear me!

274
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:27,109
[GROANS] That was the most
humiliatin' t... [GASPS]

275
00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:30,079
Oh my god, Ivy! You're pregnant? Oh!

276
00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,079
This is gonna be so bad for your career,

277
00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,919
but so good for your Instagram.

278
00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:36,577
No. All this shit is for you.

279
00:10:36,578 --> 00:10:38,949
- Aww. No baby?
- Nope. No baby.

280
00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:40,089
But there is a card.

281
00:10:40,090 --> 00:10:41,719
And it was addressed to you,

282
00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:45,289
so I didn't open it because
I'm not a rude person.

283
00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:48,899
[JOKER FROM CARD] <i>Congrats
on Robin the cradle.</i>

284
00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:51,499
[LAUGHS] <i>From all your</i>

285
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:56,070
<i>never-gonna-be-your-friends at
the Legion of Doom.</i> [CACKLE]

286
00:10:57,540 --> 00:10:59,409
[COUGHS]

287
00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:01,136
[SARCASTICALLY] Well,
this room was missing

288
00:11:01,137 --> 00:11:03,149
a dusting of ash everywhere.

289
00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:04,619
All right, that's it.
Enough of this shit.

290
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:05,620
We're killin' Robin.

291
00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,789
Harley, you can't kill him.

292
00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:10,349
You don't think I can
kill a 12-year-old?

293
00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:12,699
Oh, okay. Well, I will
smash in his face

294
00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:15,389
[SHOUTS] with a bat like a watermelon!

295
00:11:15,390 --> 00:11:18,499
Oh, no, no. I believe you
have the ability to kill him.

296
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,853
What I'm saying is,

297
00:11:19,854 --> 00:11:22,059
if you do it, you validate
what everyone's saying.

298
00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:23,229
That Robin's your nemesis.

299
00:11:23,230 --> 00:11:25,069
Also, you'd be a child killer,

300
00:11:25,070 --> 00:11:27,069
which some may argue is worse.

301
00:11:27,070 --> 00:11:28,139
Unless...

302
00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:30,039
Ah, you've got that "or" face.

303
00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,739
Just... Can you make
your eyebrows normal?

304
00:11:31,740 --> 00:11:33,309
- I've...
- Yes?

305
00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,709
No no, I wasn't sayin' your name.

306
00:11:34,710 --> 00:11:37,309
I was sayin' "I've"
as in I've got a plan.

307
00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:39,479
[DR. PSYCHO] Listen
shark-man, get in the tank.

308
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,379
All you gotta do is swim around

309
00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:44,049
and scare the kid so
bad he admits he's lying.

310
00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:46,049
Oh, I-I'm not that kind of shark.

311
00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:47,989
I'm more of the tech savvy kind.

312
00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:49,014
It's fine.

313
00:11:49,015 --> 00:11:51,189
I can play the role
of shark if he won't.

314
00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:52,459
[SHOUTS] Roar!

315
00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:56,469
'Tis I, the violent type of shark!

316
00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:58,399
Straight from the beaches of Amity!

317
00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:02,299
Fear my rows of teeth,
my unpredictable nature.

318
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:05,639
Yeah, that's offensive
in a number of ways.

319
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,579
I-I'll just be the shark.

320
00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:09,249
But, just to double check here.

321
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,509
I-I'm not gonna do any biting, right?

322
00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:13,949
'Cause I do not do well around blood.

323
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,319
No blood.

324
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,349
You're just supposed to scare him.

325
00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:20,519
- I got him!
- [ROBIN GRUNTS]

326
00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,129
[STRUGGLING GRUNTS]

327
00:12:22,130 --> 00:12:23,130
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

328
00:12:23,131 --> 00:12:24,930
[STRUGGLING GRUNTS]

329
00:12:27,530 --> 00:12:29,469
- You're gonna die, Robin!
- [ROBIN GRUNTS]

330
00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:31,639
Admit it! Admit we never battled.

331
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,599
I never asked you to be my nemesis.

332
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,069
Unhand me, you freak.

333
00:12:35,070 --> 00:12:37,269
Not until you tell the truth about us.

334
00:12:37,270 --> 00:12:38,969
Why would I ever tell the truth?

335
00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:42,179
I'm Gotham's little sweet
potato pie, remember?

336
00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:45,643
Those rubes will believe anything I say.

337
00:12:45,644 --> 00:12:47,549
- [AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING]
- [MR. PSYCHO LAUGHS] Busted!

338
00:12:47,550 --> 00:12:49,589
[HARLEY] Ya hear that,
Tawny? He admitted he lied.

339
00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:51,919
Tawny? You set me up, Quinn.

340
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,319
[TAWNY] Mm-mm-mm!

341
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,129
My, oh my, how the sweet
potato pie has crumbled.

342
00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:57,159
[AUDIENCE BOOING]

343
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,499
So, as everyone can see,

344
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:01,029
I could'a killed him any time I wanted,

345
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,469
but I didn't 'cause he's
a kid and kids are gross.

346
00:13:03,470 --> 00:13:06,199
Also, he is <i>not</i> my nemesis.

347
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,440
[COMICAL SOUNDS PLAYING]

348
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,140
[AUDIENCE BOOING]

349
00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:20,519
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

350
00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,319
[KING SHARK SNIFFS] Blood!

351
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,019
[GROWLS] Ooh! Blood!

352
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,689
[ROBIN SCREAMS]

353
00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:28,259
[SHOUTING FRANTICALLY] Help me!

354
00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:29,729
[KING SHARK GROWLING]

355
00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:31,589
[GROANS] Aw, shit.

356
00:13:31,590 --> 00:13:34,129
Woo! He gonna get eaten!

357
00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:37,269
Please! I'll bring you on
stage at the VMAs next week!

358
00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:39,739
[FRANTICALLY] Abort!
Abort! King Shark, heel!

359
00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:41,199
- [ROBIN] Let me down! Help!
- Oh, you know what? This must be that

360
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,769
"not being good with blood" thing.

361
00:13:42,770 --> 00:13:44,469
- I thought it just meant he got a little fainty.
- [ROBIN SCREAMING]

362
00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:45,539
I did too.

363
00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:46,579
It was misleading.

364
00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:47,679
[LAUGHS] How funny.

365
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,179
[GROWLS]

366
00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:51,179
- Hey! Stop that! Help!
- [HARLEY GRUNTS]

367
00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:52,280
[ROARS]

368
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,119
[AUDIENCE] Aww!

369
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,459
- [KING SHARK GROWLS]
- [AUDIENCE SCREAMS]

370
00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:02,289
[GROWLS] I'll kill you all!

371
00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:04,559
[TAWNY SCREAMS] Everybody run!

372
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,759
[ROBIN SCREAMING] Help! Help!

373
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,159
Batman! Batman!

374
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,769
- [GROWLS]
- [SCREAMS] Father! Help!

375
00:14:10,770 --> 00:14:13,170
- No! Dad! Help!
- [GROWLS]

376
00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:18,890
- [SCREAMING]
- [GROWLING]

377
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,119
[TAWNY] Ladies and gentleman, Batman!

378
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,019
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

379
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,119
What is this?

380
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,189
Tawny? Are we live on <i>Tawny?</i>

381
00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:34,519
What the hell are you doing, Quinn?

382
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,029
Changin' the optics?

383
00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:37,789
You almost killed my ward.

384
00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:40,459
You're going to Arkham for good, Quinn.

385
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:43,399
[COMICAL SOUNDS PLAYING]

386
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,099
[BIRDS CHIRPING]

387
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,970
[ALARM BELLS RINGING]

388
00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:52,470
Bring it on, Bats! [LAUGHS]

389
00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:54,210
Bats?

390
00:14:54,211 --> 00:14:55,980
[RINGING CONTINUES]

391
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:59,149
- [CAR HONKS]
- Batman?

392
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,619
- [CAR HONKS]
- Is he... [GROANS]

393
00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,179
This is no fun.

394
00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:03,589
Uh... Uh... boss?

395
00:15:03,590 --> 00:15:05,589
Uh, uh, uh, what, Steve?

396
00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:07,190
Spit it the fuck out.

397
00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:09,559
Oh, what the hell?

398
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,360
- [HARLEY GRUNTS ON TV]
- [DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

399
00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:15,499
Oh, what the hell?

400
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,669
Okay. So, Batman blames Harley
<i>for endangering his ward,</i>

401
00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:19,869
<i>but Harley says</i>

402
00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:22,369
<i>she's just a supervillain looking
for an adult-size nemesis.</i>

403
00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:23,769
<i>Y'all know what I'm
talking about, right?</i>

404
00:15:23,770 --> 00:15:25,440
[HARLEY GRUNTING]

405
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:31,810
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

406
00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:37,449
[GROANS]

407
00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:40,159
Use your fisticuffs, Harley!

408
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,489
Game over, Quinn.

409
00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:42,990
[LOUD THUDDING]

410
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,559
Let her go!

411
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,230
Ivy! Always a delight.

412
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:51,740
[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]

413
00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:57,010
[BATMAN GRUNTS]

414
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,019
- [TAWNY SQUEALS]
- [AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING]

415
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:03,209
This is getting too good, y'all.

416
00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:04,879
Ive! You came to save me.

417
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,249
Look, I always do.

418
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,149
My entire existence seems to be spent

419
00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,549
cleaning up your fuckin' messes.

420
00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:10,749
[AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING]

421
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:11,750
Is that gonna be bleeped?

422
00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:13,559
Please welcome another surprise guest,

423
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,359
- supervillain Poison Ivy. <i>
- Nope.</i>

424
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,459
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

425
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:18,569
Not a guest.

426
00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:21,769
- Also, I actually identify as an eco-terrorist, so...
- [AUDIENCE CHEERING]

427
00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:24,329
Seems like you're having
some animosity towards Harley

428
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:26,076
for not respecting your boundaries.

429
00:16:26,077 --> 00:16:27,239
Am I right audience?

430
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,699
[AUDIENCE BOOING]

431
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:30,139
Tell us how you feel.

432
00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:31,639
- No, no, no. Not gonna do that.
- Okay.

433
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,239
But, since I'm here.

434
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,709
If I could just...

435
00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:37,379
You don't have to rinse
out your cans and bottles

436
00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:39,519
before putting them in
the recycling bin, okay?

437
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,419
That's just a myth and it wastes water.

438
00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:42,550
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

439
00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:46,719
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

440
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,189
- [BOY] Go, Batman!
- N-n-no, no. Sit.

441
00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:49,190
[KING SHARK] Aww.

442
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:51,460
[HARLEY GRUNTS]

443
00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,869
[ALL CHEERING]

444
00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:57,369
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

445
00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:59,620
[ALL GRUNTING]

446
00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:08,780
[BOTH GRUNT]

447
00:17:08,781 --> 00:17:10,349
- [AUDIENCE] Ooh!
- [GASPS]

448
00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:11,350
[HARLEY CHUCKLES]

449
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:15,400
[GRUNTING CONTINUES]

450
00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:18,760
[IVY AND HARLEY LAUGH]

451
00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:25,389
Kill him, Ivy!

452
00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:28,329
Harley! What the fuck do
you think you're doing?

453
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:30,969
[SQUEALS] <i>Ooh-hoo-hoo!</i>

454
00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:32,329
<i>It's getting heated!</i>

455
00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:35,339
Are you trying to steal my Batman?

456
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:37,309
- Joker!
- <i>Uh, Batman.</i>

457
00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:39,809
[CHUCKLES] <i>Joker seems</i>
<i>to claim you as his nemesis.</i>

458
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,839
<i>But you came here to fight, Harley.</i>

459
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,609
<i>And now...</i> [LAUGHS]

460
00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:45,849
<i>... you're fighting Ivy.
Which one is it?</i>

461
00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:48,219
<i>Me! I'm his, he's mine.</i>

462
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:49,819
<i>I mean, we're together. Ha!</i>

463
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:50,919
[SHOUTS] Oh!

464
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,419
[AUDIENCE] Tawny! Tawny! Tawny!

465
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,659
[CHANTING CONTINUES ON SCREEN]

466
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,289
[MAN CHEERING] I love you, Tawny!

467
00:17:58,290 --> 00:18:00,540
[ALL GRUNTING]

468
00:18:03,570 --> 00:18:04,570
[BEEPING]

469
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:07,939
[ALL GASP]

470
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:08,940
[HARLEY GROWLS ANGRILY]

471
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,590
[JOKER LAUGHS]

472
00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:18,609
Dad!

473
00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:20,379
[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]

474
00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:21,790
[JOKER LAUGHS]

475
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,689
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

476
00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:26,920
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]

477
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:28,920
[BEEPING]

478
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,320
Robin!

479
00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:33,999
If you want to see the
Boy Wonder alive again,

480
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,500
you better start showing
up to <i>my</i> cool crimes.

481
00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:41,639
[AUDIENCE SCREAMING]

482
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,409
Oh! What a show, folks! [LAUGHS]

483
00:18:44,410 --> 00:18:47,409
- Well, I am spent.
- [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND CLAPPING]

484
00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:48,979
Well stay tuned 'cause up next,

485
00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:51,449
we're bringing out
those rescued ferrets.

486
00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:52,979
[SQUEALS] Ooh! I wanna squeeze one!

487
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:54,550
Nope. Come on. We're leaving.

488
00:18:57,350 --> 00:18:59,319
[POISON IVY SIGHS] Well,
that was a shit show.

489
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,109
Yeah! But, it was a fun show.

490
00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:03,889
- Except for Batman kickin' my ass on live TV.
- [HARLEY GRUNTS ON TV]

491
00:19:03,890 --> 00:19:05,759
At least you got a swag bag, right?

492
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,959
Ooh! Look at this. Organic shampoo.

493
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,499
Ugh! It says for fine
to normal hair. Damn it.

494
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,899
I can't believe after all this,

495
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,499
I still don't have a nemesis.

496
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,963
You know what? You can't force it.

497
00:19:14,964 --> 00:19:17,509
- I mean, there's someone out there just for you.
- [SIGHS]

498
00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:19,909
Do the crimes that make you
happy and the rest will come.

499
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:22,039
JKH, right? Just keep heisting.

500
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,709
JK's already a thing.

501
00:19:23,710 --> 00:19:25,749
You add an 'H' to it, and
I don't know what that is.

502
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:26,879
It's muddled.

503
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,079
Yeah, I'm not here to workshop this.

504
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,749
Thanks for always givin'
me great advice, Ive.

505
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,419
Even if I don't always use it.

506
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,689
You actually never use it.

507
00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:34,519
But I love never usin' your advice

508
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,089
more than anyone else's
advice I never use.

509
00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:38,913
Also, listen, I am very sorry

510
00:19:38,914 --> 00:19:41,300
for the way me and my crew
have been treating' your place.

511
00:19:41,301 --> 00:19:42,799
That changes today.

512
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,769
Yes. We promise to keep
your apartment much cleaner.

513
00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:47,239
Wait, why is <i>he</i> cleaning?

514
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,709
Did you add that giant
shark to your crew?

515
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,009
Actually, I'm a normal-sized shark,

516
00:19:52,010 --> 00:19:54,439
but I suppose I am large for a man.

517
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,249
And yes, I'm in the crew.

518
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:59,679
It's just nice to be
on a schedule. [LAUGHS]

519
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,519
Yeah, you saw what he
can do when he flips out.

520
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,819
I mean, how am I gonna say no to that?

521
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:04,849
Plus, he does computer good.

522
00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:07,619
That's it, you're outta here!

523
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,729
This is a formal eviction notice!

524
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,389
You're evicting me? On what grounds?

525
00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:14,729
Your lease says no pets!

526
00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:16,699
- Him!
- Well, that's racist!

527
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,769
O-or at the very least xenophobic.

528
00:20:18,770 --> 00:20:19,770
Xena who?

529
00:20:19,771 --> 00:20:22,039
The bikini broad with a
sword as big as she is?

530
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,239
I love her!

531
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,269
But that shark's been
coming in here all week.

532
00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:26,299
Please, Sy.

533
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,779
I love this apartment
more than anything.

534
00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:29,379
I-I'll kick them out.

535
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:30,549
I'll kick all of them out.

536
00:20:30,550 --> 00:20:32,949
Too late! You're evicted, honey.

537
00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:34,831
Hey! At least you don't have to keep

538
00:20:34,832 --> 00:20:36,449
cleaning up after us any more, right?

539
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:38,099
[STAMMERS] 'Cause you
know, let's be honest.

540
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,859
- It was really only gonna get worse.
- [IVY GROWLS]

541
00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:41,360
- [LOUD THUD]
- [GLASS CRACKING]

542
00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:45,699
[SIGHS] We can split that one.

543
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:46,729
Sounds fair.

544
00:20:46,730 --> 00:20:48,330
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]

545
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,999
Damian, I made your favorite.

546
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,769
You didn't make that. Alfred made that.

547
00:20:55,770 --> 00:21:00,139
I made him make it.

548
00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:02,609
Are you mad because I had
to save you from Joker?

549
00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:04,409
No. I'm livid because

550
00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:07,679
everyone in Teen Titans is
getting a nemesis, except me.

551
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,449
[SIGH] I'm gonna say
something embarrassing here.

552
00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:13,659
I didn't have a nemesis until

553
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:14,759
my late 20s.

554
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,319
Don't patronize me, Father.

555
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,359
It's unbecoming.

556
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,429
It's true.

557
00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:19,929
I wasn't ready for one.

558
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,059
You want your first
nemesis to be special.

559
00:21:22,060 --> 00:21:24,429
Someone who you could
see being your nemesis

560
00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:25,899
for the rest of your life.

561
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,999
I suppose you're right, Father.

562
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,069
When can I start having sex?

563
00:21:30,070 --> 00:21:31,610
I think I hear the Bat Signal.

564
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,440
[END THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

565
00:21:34,464 --> 00:21:36,964
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